Can someone please help my DAWGS???

I guess it is an easy assumption to make that all MSU fans are getting a little frustrated with the team. Although I am a dedicated fan, this is getting a little ridiculous!!! Preston and I have been going to all the games and everytime we promise that we are not going to go to another one. HAHA!!! I hate to blame it on one person but the last several games have been lost to our teams lack of ability to kick the football. If anyone knows a kicker, PLEASE SEND HIM OR HER OUR WAY!!!!!!!!!!!! (P.S. It is really getting sad that I want to recruit the half time entertainment kicker to come play for us!!!!)